Friday, September 14, 2007

Hero of the Week

Under most circumstances, I don't like to do this (i.e. give attention to attention-whores), but I feel like this situation warrants it.

Chris Crocker is best known for his "Leave Britney Alone" antics, but that's not the reason he's the hero of the week. Oh no. It's mostly because I can't figure him out.

At first I thought he was a woman.
Then I thought he was just doing it as a joke.
Then I decided that he was just an egotistical-whore seeking attention.
But now I'm pretty sure he's a she-man feeding his ego and killing time with Youtube, lots of marijuana, a dash of coke, and a vague hope that one day he will be able to get a job and move out of his parent's basement.

Kudos to you, Chris. You've captured my attention, but my heart will always belong to Tay Zonday.

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