Poo.

Yes, you heard me. Poo on chemistry. Poo on the very notion of higher education. I've been studying chemistry for the past 80-something hours and I've decided that I've had enough. There is a tiny ball of nervous energy inside of me screaming "No! NO! Get out that text book and cram those final tiddle-bits of knowledge into that mushy brain of yours. There's always more to learn... always!" But I'm kind of ignoring him right now. In fact, I think I might go wear him out with a brisk jog. Yes, that would be nice.

Because the weather is holy-shit-licking GORGEOUS! We've got 80 degress with a slight breeze and lots of sun. All the flowers are out around campus and every once in a while you'll get a whiff of something wonderful. If it were any other way around here I think everyone would go insane. Exams are a bitch.

Slope Day was exciting! For those of you that weren't there (which is everyone), Slope Day is the last day of classes when everyone gets drunk (or is supposed to) and gathers on this massive slope that leads up to main campus. This year, Catch-22, TV on the Radio, and T.I. came and performed for all the smelly, passed-out masses. I volunteered to pass out bottled water and make sure no one died, so I was stuck wandering the masses all day, but iwuzallgoo 'cause I got a free t-shirt. And that's all I'm here for: the free t-shirts.

Along with the mediocre music they had cotton candy, games, various well-priced carnival foods (including turkey drumsticks, which I did not get to partake off because the wench in front of me got the very last one *shakes fist*), and pop rock ice cream with a coke swirl (which was surprisingly delicious). A friend of mine made the comparison "It's like woodstock, except with rich people" and more asians. I don't how true that is but it was fun. And I got myself a nice crispy sunburn... mmmhmmm, french-fried potaters.

So that's life for now...

OH WAIT!!! I'm coming down to Tejas!!! Yes, it's true. Tuesday the 22nd to that Friday (25th) I will be bumming around Lake Jackson, seeing peoples and generally causing trouble. Call me to do things. We will have a splendid good time. I promise!