I don't know why that is so funny right now. Probably because I'm high... on life! Bwahaha! But seriously, folks, marijuana is a drug to be taken just as seriously as crystal meth or the crack/cocaine. Be like Nancy and just say "no".
So... the National Geographic Channel has been having a "Dog Whisperer" marathon for the past week and, consequently, I haven't really done anything productive in the past week. Man, I love that show. It gives me the urge to interact with dogs... so if I randomly call you up during the week, begging to walk your dog, do not be alarmed. I'm just a loser and should be approached in a calm and assertive manner. Shh!!...... Shhhh!!!!!... ok, I'm done.
And then I went and met Oskar's family! Actually, I met them the night of graduation when they all hugged me and pretended to like me even though I was just that crazy white girl who occassional drove by the house, picked up Oskar, and whisked him away to mysterious and unknown places. But now! I've been promoted to that crazy white girl who occasionally comes in the house and doesn't talk to anyone because she's too busy shitting her pants with anxiety. *Victorious fist pump*. Movin' up, baby.
I think I love his family more than my own. Which is sad, and probably unhealthy.
I don't know... I just don't know.
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Oh. So THAT's why you wanted to walk Ginger. I see how it is. Not because you wanted some friendly interaction and a nice calming walk with me and that precious canine, but because you've been watching too much TV again! I'm onto you, Lisa. You just watch yourself...
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