And thus the silence was broken!

Oh my god, I'm back again... dun dunnuhnuh. *thrust* *thrust*

Hell yeah I went there... HELL YEAH! Dammit, now that song is stuck in my head.

Thrust on brothers and sisters of love! (Tehe. Coach Roberts. Your pants don't fit you correctly.)

Alright... *claps hands and rubs them together like she is about to make an important statement*... medical conference! Wootah! And apparently everyone and their momma wants to be a pediatrician. EVERYONE! It's like all of a sudden the world started loving small helpless children. When did that happen? But when I grow up, I want to look inside of cooters and birth babies. Some people call it Obstetrics/Gynecology... and so do I. Honestly, I just wanted to say "cooter".

Then I went to Michigan, where my ego was thoroughly trampled and spat upon by my lovely extended family... *flashback*

"So... Lisa, you want to be a doctor?"

"Yeah. I was thinking about it."

"Well, I'm sure you've got the grades, dear. Now if only you didn't hate other people so much-"

"Wait. I don't hate other people. What are you-"

"Now let's be honest with ourselves for a moment. You hate other people, and other people hate you back. In fact, I'm hating you right now!"

"Guh?"

"That's alright, dear. Why don't you just save yourself the money and years of schooling and get a nice steady job as a bitch for Dow?"

... *unflashback* Ok. Maybe that's not exactly how it went, but that's how it felt. *Hugs self*.